lunes, marzo 21, 2005

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Todos nos hemos encontrado con cosas sin sentido en nuestros días de ocio mientras navegamos por internet, pero esto llamó mi atención
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A strictly mathematical viewpoint.

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Well, here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Z
is represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass-kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there
Bullshit and Ass-kissing will put you over the top.

Ahora si que hasta donde cada quien quiera llegar...
agradezco a B3co...

6 comentarios:

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Espero no te moleste si algún día lo tomo prestado, claro, dando todo el credito necesario, ok?

Saludos

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